I’m letting everyone know right now! I’m cheating on my income tax this tax season – and you know why? I need the money.

The IRS won’t know that I’m cheating.  I’ll report more charitable contributions than I really did. I’ll claim deductions for the 10 new suits I bought, deduct the mileage for the 100,000 miles I drove, and claim depreciation on my home office equipment, all related to my fake home business.  Heck, I plan on claiming old Aunt Julie as a dependent too!

Just think, the additional few hundred bucks I get will come in handy when I have to pay a tax attorney to keep me out of jail.

That’s if I get caught?

Of course I am only kidding about cheating the IRS.  I would never consider defrauding them in any way. It’s just not worth it!  And I strongly suggest to all you taxpayers, don’t even think about cheating on your taxes.  Here’s why…

The Internal Revenue Service has stepped up it’s compliance with state of the art computer software, and they aren’t targeting the wealthiest taxpayers anymore.  Not only that, as more and more tax returns are filed electronically, the IRS has more time to poke around and review tax returns that deviate from normal computer tax models.  Another great reason not to cheat on your taxes is that the IRS has experienced significant revenue shortfalls over the last few years.  They are putting an emphasis on recovering past due tax debts and squeezing every penny out of taxpayers.

So avoid inflating tax deductions even a little bit, the last thing you want is a tax audit.  If the IRS accuses you of tax fraud, the consequences could be extreme.  If you are found guilty you will have to pay the amount, plus penalties, plus possible interest charges too.  In serious cases, you can be put in jail.  If you’re smart, you’ll want a tax attorney to represent you. You don’t want to know how much that will cost you.

Do yourself a favor, and avoid the temptation to cheat on your tax return.  Better yet, pay for a reputable tax preparer to calculate your tax return for you.  It’s best if the IRS doesn’t know your name!